I've been trying to increase my online presence lately by modeling my own products and simply writing about my idiosyncratic life. Ever since I upped my marketing efforts my mom have been piqued.
I wake up in the morning with my assistant telling me about my mother's comments and it really cracks me up. (Disclaimer; my mom is a kind and awesome lady. If anyone tries to use this post to malign or use this to destroy her. I will personally hunt that a****le and I will seriously beat them up. No one messes with my mom without going thru me).
My mom speaks multiple languages and dialects and English isn't her best. But she always means well and leaves tips on my posts Like how to pose , how to look thinner or how to make my makeup less grotesque.
When I was younger, I would get annoyed everytime she would comment about the most random things about me, but now, I cant help but look at it fondly. She is an unwitting comedianne- she's a good one too. And she is very missed.